Suspicious closures

• Giant space monster sprouts wings, fangs
• Woman gives birth to MP3s
• Yahoo! asked to explain alleged perjury
• Giant space monster continues its approach
• Yahoos in suits choose cash flow over human rights
• Junior high textbook publishers act like junior high students
• Giant space monster is watching us
• Murdoch conspiracy uncovered
• Web site induces massive loss in worker productivity
• Porn averaged
• Giant space monster threat continues

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Without further comment, here's a list of suspicious packages found around Washington, and what they turned out to be.

diapers (and I love the photo on this page)

a can

a pillow

a flower pot

a shoe over a fence

a bear costume

“box, with Amtrak markings”, spotted on train tracks

a broken lamppost

Oh, and this story made news because an empty briefcase didn't cause delays.

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